Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman, and Gilda Radner - "Chevy's Girls" (SNL Skit)

Chevy's Girls 

Chevy's Girls: (singing)

"When he's doing "Update", my heart stands still.

When he says that Franco's still dead, I could die!"

Gilda Radner:

"When he talks dirty on that phone, it's like he's talking to me.

I go to pieces when he sneezes in his tie!"

Chevy's Girls:

"When he does Gerald Ford, you know I'm never bored.

He says, "No problem", but I wish that he could see."

Laraine Newman:

"There is a problem, mine, because I want him so.

And if he takes me in his arms, there would be..."

Chevy's Girls:

"Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down!

Each Saturday Night on my T.V.

Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall,

I wish you that you falling, falling for me.

I know this shouldn't be said, I wish his girlfriend were dead.

Her tragic "accidental" death I scheme and plot!"

Jane Curtin: "So when in heaven we meet, I will be able to say..."

Chevy's Girls: "'Hi, I'm Mrs. Chevy Chase and you're not!"

Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down!

Each Saturday Night on my T.V."

Laraine Newman: "Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall.."

Chevy's Girls: "I wish that you were falling..."

Laraine Newman: "Falling for me."

Gilda Radner: One day, he came into my dressing room.

Jane and Laraine: Do tell!

Gilda Radner: He asked for a match, and I felt my heart swoon!

Jane and Laraine: Then what happened?

Gilda Radner: The show began, he turned around to go, and said goodbye...

Jane and Laraine: Oh no!

Gilda Radner: I asked him to stay, I thought I would die!

Jane and Laraine: Look out! Look out! Look out!

Gilda Radner: He crashed into a wall and there was nothing I could do about it.

Chevy's Girls:

"Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down!

Each Saturday night on my T.V."

Jane:

"Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall,"

I wish that you were falling...

Chevy's Girls: "Falling for me!"

(dissolve back to the cover of Photoplay magazine)

(dissolve to wide shot of the audience, zoom in on man with SUPER: "Mentally Undressing Self")

(fade)

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